WATKINS

When a co-worker silently walks up behind you and lets a loud one rip over your shoulder.

"Dude...you just pulled a Watkins!"

by Alowery November 10, 2005

watkins

the inability to act appropriately in social situations

He's got watkins

by Ali-Bali Thomas March 29, 2010

Watkin

To sweep a girl off her feet, often while not even realising that's what you're doing.

Girl a: How was your date?

Girl b: It was amazing. He was lovely and enthusiastic and adorable, and he kissed me when we went for lunch

Girl a: He's totally Watkinned you, hasn't he?

Girl b: Swoon, he totally has...

by Louise87 December 26, 2012

Watkins

A Paedophile or nonce, named after Ian Watkins, the singer of Southern welsh sportswear toss-rock merchants Lost Prophets and his less-than-legitimate lolita fixation.

That Watkins that used to hang around outside the Maccies in town was kicked to death in prison.

by Colak December 19, 2012

Watkin

The unfortunate act of grazing a your face because you fell over with your thumbs tucked into the straps of your heavy backpack.

Boy: "Un-tuck your thumbs from your straps, its dangerous, you may Watkin"

Girl: "woooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah" (bosh + scraping sound)

by clare_the_great September 3, 2008

Watkins

A 'Watkins' is the name given to a person who enjoys engaging in sexual acts with animals.

Hey Joe did you toss off your dog last summer?

Joe: Yeah I'm a total Watkins!

by WATTERZ94 July 13, 2010

Watkins

A person who is sad and moody all the time.

A person who is obsessed with Apple computers.

Emo

One who's farts are as emo as him and cut his asshole on the way out.

A person who collects razorblades.

A person who thinks he's getting out of the military any time soon.

A stalker photographer who claims to have sex with women who are unbelievably out of his league.

A person who makes up girlfriends.

Watkins, Shut the F**k up!!!

by Toolguy June 4, 2009