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Watermelon patch 

When you eat heaps of watermelon with seeds you then proceed to shit the seeds out into another mans mouth who inturn shits into the girls mouth ,this process i double filtered, after 24 hours fuck her in the arse and blow as much load as you can up her ,this will germinate and make the seeds fertile !she will shit out watermelons in the yard creating tasty watermelons for the kids.
I gave her a watermelon patch.

Shes a filthy bitch her backyard is full of watermelons

Watermelon sugar high
Watermelon patch by Watermelon kids October 10, 2020
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watermelon patch 

a large group of african-americans standing in a grassy area.
I lst control of my car and ran right through a watermelon patch.
watermelon patch by jcornstopper September 8, 2010

Watermelon Patch 

A large amount of hair in the center of the lower back above the butt crack.
There’s not a lot of hair on his back but he’s got a huge watermelon patch.
Watermelon Patch by KG6 February 21, 2021

Watermellon Patch

A big chunk of weed thats covered with seeds.
Damn dude this quarter's a fucking watermellon patch
Watermellon Patch by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
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