Water my plants

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.
Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?
by SeymourButts96 October 04, 2016
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Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation
The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.
by Chumbucket October 16, 2022
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