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Water Wing 

(Noun) A sexual maneuver in which the male slides his cock between a female's tits; usually performed in a pool during a night of skinny dipping.

(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.
While attempting to water wing the hoe, the man loudly exclaimed, "Stop spreading my ass!".

The lifeguard informed the nude swimmers that water winging should never be attempted in water at a depth greater than the height of the female partner.
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Water wings 

Fat that hangs off of the tricep, the fat hanging dangles and jiggles with excessive arm movement.
(example 1)
I was waving hello and my water wings were flapping.

(example 2)
She look good until she started waving her arms in the club, yo she can fly away with those water wings.
Water wings by Amaisel April 4, 2008

water wingin 

When a male masturbates but instead of using his hand he uses a lubed up water wing. The water wing simulates a blow up dolls pussy
Ted was water wingin last night and it was the best masturbation he ever had
water wingin by Warren Powell October 30, 2007

Water Wings 

A derogatory term used in gaming for cheat codes, help from a friend, easy mode, or player versus player where an opponent takes it easy on you.

Basically anything difficult in a game made easy, as reference to the inflatable armbands (AKA Water Wings or Floaties) that children use to swim.
"Man, go kill some things and level up. I'm not going to be your water wings."

"Cheat codes are for casualfags that need water wings."

"That newbie didn't get that armor by himself, his friends are level 60 water wings."

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush
I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn