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Warped Tour Bodysuit 

When an individual chooses to adorn themselves with tattoos exclusively on their hands and necks, and nowhere else so that when said individual is wearing a hoodie sweater, it appears as though they are heavily tattooed.
Observer #1: "Damn, that guy wearing the tight girl pants is all tattooed up!"

Observer #2: "Naw son, I know that guy. He only has his neck and hands tattooed a.k.a Warped Tour Bodysuit."

Observer #1: "For realsies? Lame!"
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homework warped 

When you have done so much homework and/or reaserch you become mindless and emotionless, unable of proper socilization and communication.
I walked into the kitchen totaly homework warped.
homework warped by Taylor24 April 20, 2007

warped tour 

an all day long concert consisting of 50+ amazing bands, sweating, moshing & crowd surfing. honestly? nothing could be better.
- So how was warped tour?

- Awesome: I got kicked, punched, landed on. You know ..

- And that was fun?

- HELL YES
warped tour by Kate S September 27, 2005
To be convoluted, twisted, rippled or distorted.
1) The lumber left outside warped from exposure to the sun and rain. 2) Years of drug abuse had warped the mans mind. 3) Strong magnetic fields from the black hole warped time and space allowing the ship to travel into another dimension.
warped by Patrick White March 12, 2004

warped tour 

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.
kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
warped tour by kelsey March 5, 2005

Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.
"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

Warped Tour 

An amazing concert where you can see lot's of great music and meet cool people. It's basically an all day sweat fest. Go to Warped and it will be your best day ever guaranteed.
Warped Tour is amazing. All you narrow minded people who think hard core punk is the only kind of music in the world need to put up or shut up. Cuz there is lot's of great music at Warped every year.
Warped Tour by speshul k August 12, 2007