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Wanton Wonton 

When a guy named don refuses to admit he was wrong.
"Don was being super wanton wonton about the words wonton and wanton"
Wanton Wonton by Xplay3r July 7, 2020
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Wanton Wonton Whoriental Whoral 

Lustfully gluttonous, Life's good, when you're chunky and chinky, mouth chocked full of dinner, mouth choking full of dick.

Gawk, Guac are the sounds when the Gook gags.
4WD.o.c. stands for Wanton Wonton whoriental whoral Doctor of chiropractic. Starts with Bone ends with R, is what she specializes in "adjusting". Both doctor and patient will reach their own happy endings after she pops and softens very stiff crotch pelvis area. Loosen up the lower limbs, charlie horse looking, cock hardness limp. She goes by @jackieareal on her social medias.

Wonton Weeb 

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.
1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con
Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking 

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.
Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

wonton poop 

The aesthetically pleasing appearance of an anal excrement in which closely resembles a neatly folded wonton noodle.
As I entered the empty stall yesterday, my restless body was suddenly woken by the gorgeously shaped wonton poop resting softly against the porcelain bowl.

Wonton Soup 

When you dunk your (Ballsack) in the hot tub and then proceed to dunk them in a girls mouth
Dude i wonton soupd this girl last night

Hey i might wonton soup this girl later tonight
Wonton Soup by DeluxeDicty May 18, 2021

Wonton Soup 

a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.
"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."

-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song
Wonton Soup by Keith Styles July 30, 2010
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