Wannabe Roadman

A boy

usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed

Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares

person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman

by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018

Wannabe Roadman

Just where a group of boys act road and they start acting ard. But little do they know no one is scared of them, because behind their back people chat the most stuff about them. But we don't tell them that. You'll mostly find these boys in either Year 8 or Year 9 mostly Year 8.

"Oi, that Jamie kid thinks he's well ard, he's just a wannabe roadman tho."

by Joe Siah September 15, 2020

Roadman Wannabe

12 year olds in year 7 acting tough with there Carreras, tracksuits always have there manbag, 97’s, vapourmaxes all types of Nike shoes and drink energy drinks thinking they are hard. Occasionally nicking a drink or two.

that year 7 is such a roadman wannabe

by Frosty 🥶 March 24, 2019

wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.

"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7

by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019

Wanna be roadman

These are usually year 7s-8s who act hard and wear puffer jackets but when they get in a fight they are likely to lose to a 10 year old

"What are you looking at pussio"
"A wanna be roadman who thinks their hard"

by Liz A british person May 14, 2022