Wankos 

Australian slang used to describe a person of the name dropping or flashy variety. Derived from the term wanker Similar to Eurotrash. Wankos tend to have insatiable egos, can lack social manners and tact (unlike JC); Will often commit social faux pas in the name of vanity.

Singular; Wanko.

"Yes I'd love to go to the Ivy, but lately it's been full of Wankos"

"Check out that Wanko haircut"

Wankos by BettyLashes007 July 28, 2010

Wankst 

an attention-whoring angsty big baby who like diapers, furries, futas, inflation, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire.

Wankst is a big baby!

Wankst by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

Wankst 

an attention-whoring big baby who likes diapers, futas, inflation, furries, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire

Wankst is a big baby!

Wankst by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020

wanksday 

Wednesday is a wankers midweek masturbation day.

Wanksday is self gratification time.

wanksday by jpg3 November 21, 2011

Wankoverable 

Something or someone that one would happily tug his (or her) horn to for sexual pleasure or pain. Normally in preference to pornography or in sadistic cases, snuff films.

1) That picture of your little sister is wankoverable

2) That tablecloth is so wankoverable, I mean it will conveniently catch all my semen and I don't have to clean up afterwards. By the way, thanks for inviting me over for dinner

Wankoverable by Cuddlesthesexybeast February 22, 2011

wankspludge 

A word meaning that something is rubbish, totally & utterly crap and devoid of any redeeming points.

Originally used by the dwellers of Leeds and now commonly used throughout Yorkshire and beyond

That essay you did was complete wankspludge

wankspludge by hezuus September 1, 2009

wankstain 

1. A semen stain on clothing, particularly embarrassing for a male around the groin area. A stain possibly caused by a male accidentally ejaculating on ones self or sexual misadventure.

2. A derogatory term used to describe a person as nothing more than a disgusting semen stain.

1. Oh shit I dropped ice cream on my trousers and its going to look like a wankstain.

2. What a fucking wank stain.

wankstain by Libertine June 17, 2016