wanking from home 

As appose to working from home.

Seth enjoyed working from home, although, he prefered to call it wanking from home because he could thump the one eyed purple headed bishop to his hearts content.

wanking from home by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

Wanking From Home 

When a person is "Working from home" and there is significant doubt to how much "work" is actually being done and how much "slacking off" is being done instead they are said to be "Wanking from home" by jealous colleagues.

Lee: Is James in the office today?
Mike: No, he's Wanking From Home today.

Wanking From Home by fuckingbrit September 30, 2012