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Wankerfile 

A guy that is a wanker but also a bit of a pedo. Not someone to go near!
He is such a wankerfile
Wankerfile by Ur nans mum October 26, 2017

Wankerville 

(noun)(a place):a densely populated location of wankers.

1. wankers are, usually male, that are ignorant but they think they are the greatest. 2. wanker is profane slang for a contemptible person, meaning literally one who wanks (masturbates). in Britain it is particularly used of someone (usually male) who is a self-obsessed show-off. 3. terms of abuse for a masturbator.
1. GW is a wanker because he is ignorant stupid and thinks he is "God's" gift to the world.
2. GW bought some land and invited all his wankers friends to come live with him they decided to call it Wankerville. GW was the Mayor of Wankerville only because he lied and cheated at the election.
3. It was decided by the world that GW would never leave Wankerville even if he apologized for being the biggest wanker of all time.
Wankerville by digitalbeachbum August 22, 2006

Wankerfied 

To get so shitfaced that one behaves like a complete and utter wanker.
'Dude, I was so categorically wankerfied last night I tried to force feed my Nan my penis. That's why I always find the combination of open bar and open casket at the wake particularly dangerous.'
Wankerfied by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

Wankerfied 

v. To change the pronounciation of a foreign-loan word in English, whether keeping the proper original spelling or not. This can include tonal inflections and accents.

Derivation of the root word, wanker, to imply the offending speaker as English in origin.
The English speakers of the world have an uncanny ability to completely bastardise another language's lexicon, making it wholly impossible for foreigners to learn English at all.

Example:

El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a PLEthora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a PLEthora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a PLEthora?
Jefe: A PLEthora is a word whose pronounciation was wankerfied when it was borrowed from the Greek word of the same spelling, but changed the accent stress to the first syllable, causing the fall of Ancient Greece to the Romans. It's "pleh-THOR-ah" not "PLEH-thor-ah," El Guapo.
Wankerfied by Balac the Kraut December 2, 2004

Wankerface 

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
Wankerface by Invader May 13, 2005

wankerface 

One who has the face of a wanker.
Look at that wankerfaced little prat. I'll fuck him in the arse i will.
wankerface by Stuffman May 13, 2005
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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