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Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
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Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011
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WankerTanker

When you wank your penis so many times in one day that it turns red. Like the local fire truck.
Dude I had the biggest wankertanker yesterday. I thought it was permanent.
by BigJdogSwizzle June 13, 2017
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wankertator

The act of hollowing out a potato and using it as a masterbatory aid.
Yo i heard dan's a wankertator!
No way bro!
by Diagnosable Issues September 13, 2016
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