Wank and Dank

Jerking off and smoking high quality weed

Tyrone:What have you been doing lately?
John:I’ve just been doing the wank and dank

by Slasher1508. January 14, 2021

wanke-danke-thon

This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.

Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?

Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.

Mom: Oh I am flattered!

by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009

Wank and dank

Getting high and having sex

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank

by Yeye ass haircut January 29, 2021