(WAM-pire) Noun.
also "Wahmpyre"
1. Someone who draws energy from sucking others into his or her own drama.
More: The wahmpire usually exists in a more or less constant state of emotional wreckedness, although there is also the "weekend wahmpire" whose attacks are more episodic. Paradoxically wahmpires, like the undead creatures after whom they are named, often still manage to achieve success in many areas of life. This seems to be a function of how effective they are at sucking the life out of those around them.
also "Wahmpyre"
1. Someone who draws energy from sucking others into his or her own drama.
More: The wahmpire usually exists in a more or less constant state of emotional wreckedness, although there is also the "weekend wahmpire" whose attacks are more episodic. Paradoxically wahmpires, like the undead creatures after whom they are named, often still manage to achieve success in many areas of life. This seems to be a function of how effective they are at sucking the life out of those around them.
a. "Judy is such a wahmpire! Every time I see her, she wants to drag me into her latest boyfriend drama. It's exhausting!"
by Amiiigo!!! March 20, 2014
Get the Wahmpire mug.Originally coined from a Carol Burnett Show skit circa 1967, in which she played a Transylvanian gypsy with speech issues. One of her sons was a Vervolf, the other was a Wampire.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061240/quotes
Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.
Hallaba: You're going to be bitten by a verevolf.
Mrs. Cunningham: A verevolf?
{ Screams }
Hallaba: Yes. Bevare the volfman will bite you tonight. Oy, are you gonna get it.
Mrs. Cunningham: Oh, no! Is a verevolf bite painful?
Hallaba: It's about the same as the bite from a wampire.
by Koralis December 29, 2008
Get the wampire mug.Edward Cullen is a WAMPIRE.
(No vampire sparkles, bitch)
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Person 2: You fucking wampire..
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Person 2: You fucking wampire..
by BANG_ThatIsAll November 21, 2009
Get the Wampire mug.An extremely attractive individual with creative and interesting style. Especially goth, punk, or Japanese.
by a wampire hunter July 1, 2008
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nahh, shes into wicca and stuff, shes prolly a wampire.
nahh, shes into wicca and stuff, shes prolly a wampire.
by sofykins January 9, 2010
Get the Wampire mug.A cross between an Umpire and a Vampire. They pose little threat to the human race as their only power is calling a baseball game down the middle and they are only able to come out at night.
-Holy shit! Is that a Vampire?
--No dude! I think it's an umpire!
---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.
--No dude! I think it's an umpire!
---You guys are dumbasses. It's nothing but a harmless wampire.
by Nacho Supreme September 28, 2008
Get the Wampire mug.A mythical creature related to vampires in name only, wampires are born of tragedy and cry tears of blood as they prepare to feed on human flesh. Some can take on human form and a select few can turn into other earthly creatures as well, their favorite form being that of the spider.
Abby: That spider looks weird. Are those drops of blood on its face?
Jim: That's no spider; that's a wampire. Run!
Jim: That's no spider; that's a wampire. Run!
by nicorette_m2f July 7, 2008
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