Walter

A long haired hippie type. He loves to grow a long, wiry beard as well. He has a lot of strong opinions that he will always share with you. He is also a conspiracy theorist. Please don't get him started on Holidays, especially Christmas cause he hates them.

You: I love this time of year, all the Christmas lights and people smiling.

Walter: Bah-humbug.

by Walter Educator December 8, 2010

Walters

In it's simplest form, a fat chick. A girl that is obese. Not quite just a little chubby and not quite morbidly obese (aka Powell)

"Damn that chick has to be at least 200 pounds. She is defintly a Walters"

by angrypersian September 17, 2007

walter

verb; cockblocking through lack of common sense

Bryan took a fly lady to the attic last night, but was stopped short by some unfortunate waltering

by Rebecca Walter March 31, 2008

walter

A cheating, lying, asshole with serious mental health issues, and an inferiority complex.

I'm glad you dumped that guy, he was such a walter.

by doodlydingdong yeah February 4, 2010

Walter

A Walter is someone who is impressed with himself beyond belief, but in reality his triceps will make you laugh. Besides his triceps being small, his penis looks like a sriveled up shrimp after soaking in the sun for a decade. He will be too impressed with how smart he is, that he won't even realize how bad in bed he really was! If you ever met a Walter, I feel really bad for you. Don't be fooled by his douchie air he has about himself

Look at that guys little Walter!

by Swee7dee13 July 25, 2014

walter

walter a gay faggot who has a gay crush for xavir, they bo;th have a small penis.

willieis walter gay

by willie fag April 17, 2013

walter

A High Speed cadet at Valley Forge Military Academy & College.

Walter you so High Speed its not even funny!

by New Cadet at VF December 4, 2006