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Walnut Whip

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When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".

Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
Alright mate, have you had a wank today?

No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.
Walnut Whip by tomtomabdiwali September 21, 2014
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walnut whip

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A description of a man's hair style that resembles a'70's news reporters' hair-do.
"look at that bloody walnut whip there, what a dick"
walnut whip by Greeneyedjunkie February 5, 2007

walnut whip

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a peverse sexual act involving excretion from the anus and ejaculation from the penis
the man excretes on the womans body, usually the chest, he then ejaculates on the excretion hence resembling a walnut whip
walnut whip by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

Walnut Whip

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My walnut whip's sore as fuck!
Did you give her one up the walnut whip?
Walnut Whip by DuttyBanksy May 28, 2011

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"Walnut whip" is when you creampie a black persons anus the stick you balls in too. For example the chocolate on the outside the cream on the inside and the nuts on top.
You take a black person and creampie their anus then stick you balls in their for a walnut whip
Walnut whip by KinkyAsian October 10, 2016

Walnut Whip Dick 

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A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.
Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'
Walnut Whip Dick by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015

Walnut Whipping 

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Another name for rosebudding; an act in which a performer voluntarily prolapses their anus for another perform to French Kiss.
My girlfriend pushed her rectum out of her sphincter and asked me if I wanted to kiss it and told me it was something called rosebudding. The prolapsed arse looked more like a red walnut whip to me, so I told her I wouldn't be walnut whipping her any time soon
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