a corparation that uses its buying power to bully smaller stores out of existance. also hires illegal immigrants to clean their stores.
by Toolbox November 02, 2003
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1. The source of all evil
2. The reason our economy will never be the same again
Friend: Hey wanna go to walmart?
You: That's the reason my father lost his job and we're so poor, go kill yourself
by HockeyUSA27 November 20, 2005
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-a place where you can get your groceries bought, oil changed, and McDonalds heartattack-ina-sack. all under one roof

-a place where every female of
child bearing age is preggnant.
im hungery, need my oil changed, need a BigMack and need to talk to people.
by T$GER December 07, 2004
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who to blame when your job has been sent to Asia
I had a good paying job until walmart opened
by Ben Dover January 19, 2004
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A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.
"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.
by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004
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Known to be a whole other country with it's own area codes with many languages and cultures. secretly taking over US land with their cut off borders and they're security force that drive around the parking lot in their own SUVs picking people up for minor "Wal Mart Law" fellonies. (They have their own ambassador, the Smiley Face)
I got lost in area code 725884 in Wal Mart and i couldn't comunicate with any of the none-english speaking people and couldn't relate to their wierd ways.
by Redfoxx January 08, 2004
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Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.
by Tim Jerome March 16, 2008
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