Wallpaper

Where one's scrotum sticks to the inner thigh of the leg creating friction and in order to remove it, peeling it off like wallpaper.

Sorry, I wasn't playing with myself. I just had wallpaper.

by 0kylebarda0 December 8, 2016

Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

To wallpaper

When your SO doesn't wanna do doggy so you force them against the wall and fuck them

I am going to wallpaper Bonnie if she is going to refuse doggy.

by Doodgewoon July 18, 2020

Fancy Wallpaper

Fancy Wallpaper is a white supreme it’s dog whistle meaning the ethnic infiltration of minorities into white communities.

How is the neighborhood?
Some of the houses have fancy wallpaper.
Damn it!

by Tiktokka April 19, 2023

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 10, 2021

Eye Wallpaper

That weird shit you see when you shut your eyes for a long time or you press your hands against your eyes

John: "Oh Shit dude dont do acid"
Tom: "Why the fuck not this tab was expensive"
John: "Ill teach you how to get the "Eye Wallpapers"
Tom: "Fuck off" *swallows acid"

by gangrate July 20, 2015