That little but of wet shit that sneaks out the ass crack when one is attemptly to briskly waddle to the shitter to let loose as assplosion.
I couldn’t stop the waddle drops. Not enough pinch to hold back the juice. Had to throw my unders in the trash.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2018
by Kirby fan September 21, 2022
A very fat teacher, often an office worker, in which all they do is waddle around and enforce rules. They are usually found in hallways, lunch rooms, and in trashy apartments once they get off work.
Dude #1: Why weren't you in class today?
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
Dude #2: A Waddle Teacher gave me detention for running in the halls bro.
by Mr.WoeBeGone February 5, 2021
The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
by the Den of Iniquity December 22, 2006
the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
by Schweatyballs4all January 21, 2006
The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
by Prophet_UD December 20, 2021
This technique is used to escape any awkward situation.
Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.
To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.
Made famous by Jerry Nadler defecating his pants live on TV and inventing tus technique live on the spot. Truly impressive.
To successfully implement the "Nadler Waddle", you simply straighten your back as if you don't have a spine but only metal rod for a backbone, you continue by clenching your ass cheeks closed as if your life depends on it, (diaper pun intended,) and take very small steps to the side as not to reveal the back of your body to the person or camera you are trying to implement the technique on.
Bro I told you not to eat Chinese food before you get on stage.
I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.
Bro, everyone noticed.
Yeah, it's not a good technique.
I know, but luckily when shit myself I did the Nadler Waddle and got off stage without anybody noticing.
Bro, everyone noticed.
Yeah, it's not a good technique.
by Odd_James December 26, 2020