WWL, or will watch later is used when your friend, family, or acquaintance sends you a funny meme/video/shitpost and you can't watch it right away because you are in an inappropriate setting
1) P1: Hey dude! check out this video!
P2: Can't man, WWL
P1: K, text me when you get out of the family reunion
WWLDD- What Would Larry David DO- In moments of crisis when you dont know how to react or what to do next - think about what Larry David would do (or say)and follow this action. It may not always be best solution but at least you gain some self satisfaction.
You have forgotten its your wifes birthday, the shops are closed and you see some flowers on the street. Thing WWLDD. You take them. You give them to her as present. Sorted.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*