"I don't like Putin because he doesn't support the Russian Monarchist Party and I live by the motto WWBSD."
"That authoritarian crackdown is so bad, yeah it's so bad daddy. Give me more
authoritarianism in the form of a hereditary
head of state because that's so bad. Come on, I can take it.
Give it to me. Yeah, yeah, I can be bad too daddy. WWBSD FOR LIFE. YEAAAAAH!"