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worrier princess

You know you're dating a Worrier Princess when every one of her problems immediately becomes your problem. She'll huff and stomp around until you sort out whatever problem is ailing her now.

Ignoring a Worrier Princess is only for the pros and should not be attempted unless you are prepared for the consequences...
Her: "Uuurgh..."
Him: What's up?
Her: "This...points at problem"
Him: "Okay, I'll sort it later."
Her: "Uuurgh..."
Him: "Don't be such a Worrier Princess, I said I will sort it later."
Her: Meltdown
worrier princess by OratoryAvoider September 27, 2015

Worrier Warrior 

A person characterized by significant worry, to the point of being a champion of worry.
The graduate student attempted to study, only to be met with extreme worry. The roommate came in and noted said extreme worry, distressing “you’re worrying too much, worrier warrior.”
Worrier Warrior by Orchid Palmer September 1, 2022

road worrier

A general term for someone who experiences Hodophobia (fear of road travel), or Amaxophobia (fear of riding in a car).
Our strange Uncle Tony now rides a bicycle, but only on clearly defined bike paths, as he's added 'road worrier' to his many eccentricities.

sheep worrier 

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.
Here comes that kiwi sheep worrier guy; look at those sheep run.
sheep worrier by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007

Flood Worrier 

Individuals who believe that no matter what the amount of rain falling to the ground, a flood is inevitable and will always kill people. Also people who suffer from Flood Worrier syndrome are known to accuse others as "Disaster Mockers"
Jeremy "the rains be a coming down on us"
Lance "I am starting to worry my wife, my kid and my goat are going to be subject to death, that is a wagon-load of people"
Brandon "you two are a bunch of flood worrier pussy's"
Jeremy "you hoe, your such a Disaster Mocker"
Flood Worrier by Honchongo June 12, 2011

Keyboard-worrier 

A paranoid tech savvy hypochondriac who posts toxic Ill informed rants online.
Look at this fake news doomsday shitpost.
Another bloody Keyboard-worrier!