whorelando

Specifically, the area where the Disney College Program interns stay. If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid anywhere.

Chris is an ugly mofo, but even he had a different girl every weekend in whorelando.

by MouseKiller March 9, 2005

whorelando

The city located in central Florida. It's most known for all its attractions and theme parks. It's also been called the minimum-wage capital of the U.S. because the theme parks' employees make up a HUGE part of the city's workforce.

Home of the Orlando Magic, a team that was good until Shaq left, and average until T-Mac left. Now the team is sitting in the bottom of the standings, with no fans and even less chances of winning a title.

In other words, if it wasn't for Disney World, Orlando would be just a halfway point on I-4.

The city itself is filled with slums (see Pine Hills), but the suburbs are much more affluent (see Winter Park).

by KRHimself November 28, 2004

whorelando

Some place near Orlando that was supposed to be Disney World originally but the only people they got were whores and such, hence the new name Whorelando.

Bob: I'm taking the kids to Whorelando for the weekend.
Steve: That sounds fun. Bring the condoms, leave the wife.

by the hott one June 4, 2005

whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.

That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.

by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017

Whorelarious

well ur a “whore” and ur hilarious so combine those two

Ines: “ did u see that girl she’s such a whore but she’s funny ?”

Emma:“ i guess you could call her whorelarious “

by Em&Nes February 10, 2021

Whorenado

A group of drunk girls, either on the move or at a party/bar, whose high pitch squawkings feed off each other until they become a destructive force capable of annihilating ear drums, sanity, a good time, or any respect one may have had for them.

Whorenado chasers are guys who seek out whorenados in the hopes of taking one of the girls home after the whorenado has spent most of it's energy and has been downgraded to a "slutclone."

When those girls get together with a box of Franzia you can expect a whorenado on its way real soon.

Did you see that whorenado just blow into the bar? Those girls could barely stand.

by TarzanSD January 12, 2009

Whorehands

A disease spread from genitals. Gives the uncontrollable urge to touch the genitals of either sex, regardless of hygiene or size.
Can be contracted by infected user touching your genitalia. There is not, and never will be, a cure.

"Oh my gosh, Alison has WHOREHANDS! We better not let her touch us!"

by Chayri January 1, 2010