when one shits into a long tube sock, swings it around a little bit to test it, and ultimately slaps someone with it.
ronald's ass got laid down by that mean moist diarrhea whiffle ball sesh last funday!
oh yes he did!
oh yes he did!
by pattymittens May 4, 2007
I ate a super fruity whiffle whip the other day at 4:20 with the incognito chimpanzees sitting at the o.k. computer while yelling oh yeah
by lonnie November 9, 2003
Whiffled Balls: This term defines when your balls get really hot and hang low, or when a male is extremely relaxed, there balls may become whiffled, allowing them to hang low.
"Man my balls are so whiffled right now" or "Damn, this heat is making my balls whiffled" , or " These whiffled balls are practically smaking my knee caps".
by GaG nOt December 2, 2011
by freshhotpockets March 19, 2015
A speed ball is coke & heroin but a Whiffle-Ball is caffeine and weed. I don't mess with the hard stuff, let's make a Whiffle-Ball and go to the movies.
by Sweetie-Pie-1968 June 17, 2021
When she farted in the bath; the bibble whiffle in me took over and I was compelled to bite the bubbles.
by Headda December 30, 2014
A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.
Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.
by FireBall Pants June 10, 2017