whiffles

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

by ToddAus August 3, 2005

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Whiffle

The sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.

I laughed as the puppy gave a cute little whiffle in my ear."

by Jasmine Zweifler June 7, 2007

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No Whiffle

1. a complete lack of whiffle
2. An alternative to go big or go home
3. Skip Whiffle Ball, Play in the big leagues.

4. Whiffle spelled with an H, because fuck you, we can.

Snail Racer is No Whiffle

by Whiffle King August 11, 2010

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whiffle

To make unitelligble noises whilst sleeping, most commonly observed in dogs.

Rover fell asleep and began to whiffle, he must have been dreaming that he was chasing rabbits.

by Bob Knocker July 1, 2006

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whiffle

When a mate fires a rocket launcher at you on a game but misses by inches. Created by my mate's brother, John, when he nearly got a rocket in the face on Halo.

Bloody hell, that one whiffled!

by punk_kid March 9, 2005

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