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corn beef weiner 

a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.
"man I had sex with Dave last night, he had a corn beef weiner it looks like a comet hit my crotch but there is no deep impact at all"
corn beef weiner by zissou January 10, 2008

Roast beef weiner 

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse
“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”
Roast beef weiner by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

Beefing out a weiner 

To chill or relax
"Yo bro what you doing" "you know just beefing out a weiner"

Beefin' on a weiner

"Dude, wanna beef on my weiner?"

"Sure, I'd love to be beefin' on a weiner with you! Should I bring a movie?

Beefin' on a weiner

"Dude, you need to be beefin' on a weiner with me."

"Bro, I LOVE beefin' on your weiner"

Beefin our wiener 

Beefin our wiener by Jakolaye August 14, 2022