WARSHQUING

Saying this word in a very deep voice randomly may get you killed.

Person 1: WARSHQUING
Person 2: *sighs*
Person 2: *pulls out phone and calls number* Hi, I would like to report a murder that is about to happen.
Person 1: *runs*

WARSHQUING by WARSHQUING July 17, 2021

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Warshington

Washington DC -- as pronounced by locals yet somehow appropriate for other reasons.

Q. Where wuz you born at?
A. Huh?
Q. I says where wuz you born at?
A. Oh yea -- Warshington. Norfeas'.

Warshington by England phi beta gamma May 22, 2008

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Arkansas Warshing Machine

A flushing commode. A toilet.

Lem got Cora Pearl a Arkansas Warshing Machine. After warshing the socks an' draws in it, Cora Pearl trips the lever and gets a whole new pot o' fresh warter.

Arkansas Warshing Machine by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

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Warshiping

The act of worshipping, but while wearing a nautical hat.

"She was especially pleased when I was going down on her while wearing the 3 cornered hat, but felt the eye patch was a little much."

Katharina demanded a robust Warshiping and serviced in that order.

Warshiping by BeerMonkey May 16, 2021

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Warshington

Noun (location)

For whatever reason unbeknownst to many pronounce the word “Washington” as “Warshington”. This is incorrect, for obvious reasons

Random lady: “Oh hi there, I got a bayg with an American flayg on it when I was in Warshington, doncha know?”

Warshington by Perhaps? July 5, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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