1.a loud, obnoxious, snorting teacher who hacks lougies at students feet 2.slender orangatang figure 3.obsession of the color purple and lepord print blouses 4.possibly believed to ware dog shitt for purfume 5. drinks gallons of coke by the hour
"hey buddy! get the hell out of here or ill go wagcockkaporas on ur ass."
"i might have to poop in your anus if you show me your wagcockkaporas again"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).