cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.

1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today

by stuffwithben April 22, 2021

Vortex As Fuck

Something that would be used by, done by, or listened to by the Vortex Club in Life is Strange.

The some you were listening to was Vortex As Fuck!!!

by ChristopherTheWriter July 31, 2015

Vortex Pooping

When one poops so hard it feels like your insides are coming out!

A lot of vortex pooping is expected while getting ready for this colonoscopy!

by CivSki May 29, 2022

Maybe Vortex

Clearly the best Xbox player in the world.

“Maybe Vortex is just that good.”

by Wempls February 24, 2022

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 31, 2021

fecal vortex

The merging of three or more shit storms form a fecal vortex.

This country is in a real fecal vortex politically.

by WordFinder1 June 24, 2022

Viod Vortex

A gay furry

Guys look it's Viod Vortex

by PoXuz May 30, 2023