Skip to main content
It means you're so blackout drunk that you don't remember why you have a shoe in one hand and a tuft of hair in the other and where that chihuahua came from
Dan: Susan is so Vorked right now she just attacked Paris Hilton!!!!

Sam: What did you expect when you mix work and Friday night
Urban Dictionary Merch

e-vorced 

An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
e-vorced by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
Related Words
Verb, past tense (present- vore.) Among the vorish, used as a verb to describe the act of being devoured.
Bob: Hey, what happened to Phil?
Bill: Remember that prostitute we met in Vegas?
Bob: Yeah?
Bill: He got vored.
Bob: Lucky bastard.
vored by Iseja March 28, 2009

talk shit get vored! 

a parody on the phrase "talk shit get hit" or wishing said person who has been talking shit would get gulped right down someones throat yum yum
talk shit get vored! talk shit get vored!
talk shit get vored! by cottonc July 16, 2017
Vormedal!....the best place on earth. The place you wish you were from, the place you desire to discover. The place you want to grow old. Wake up in the morning and meet cashier lady Anki in the local grocery store "kiwi" is something you could only do in Vormedal. People from Vormedal are usually amazing people unless their blonde. If they are blonde you need to watch the HELL out. Vormedal has a lot of amazing places to hang out like for instance: outside of Kiwi, Vormedal Ungdomskole, Mykje Skole, bmx park, skatepark, gym and Hakkebakkeskogen Barnehage.
"wow she is amazing"
"ik bro, she is from Vormedal"
"ohh doesn't surprise me then"
vormedal by Cecikal2210 March 2, 2020
verb; the act of creeping out, awkwardly touching, or heeheeing with others, male or female.
"Ahh, man, guess who just verked me in the hallway... yeah, SICK."
verked by PurpleTiger May 14, 2006

voredazai 

the hottest sexiest alpha alive 🐺🖤⛓🌕 proud owner of a nich.chameleon & shinji ikari cube 😊 make sure to go follow him on instagwam he is the coolest alpha to ever exist 🥺💙💚 also btw he has a piss kink and looooooves vore 😋😜 he is also a femcel soooooooooooo cute right XD lol rawr 🥺🥺😊 also he HATES THE NICH CHAMELEON TOE LICKER GC BTW
person 1 : woaw do uo know whos voredazai
person 2 : yeaaaaaa hes the hottest sexiest coolest amazingest alpha to ever exist 👍🆙🆙
voredazai by enbycel February 6, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next