Von Werner 

Often used to describe a non-gifted child.

Oh look its Von Werner again.

Von Werner by Last Name Check January 22, 2020

Von Werner 

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped

I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.

Von Werner by squiggle pig January 27, 2020

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner by janpasi August 21, 2022

vonweiner 

name of an individual that pretty much will stick ones dick into any crevice on the human body, preferring the Anus over all other cavities, especially a dirty Anus. In the event the Anus is not dirty enough, said individual will then look to the oral cavity of the male variety in which he will begin convulsing until he finishes. Vonweiner will almost never prefer the company of a woman, and will 9 out of 10 times prefer the company of a Man with a dirty Anus.

Vonweiner is also a synonym for various names as follows: Bootyhole touch, taint sniffer, fingerer of the dark dirty abysses and finally taint licker.

Ex: Vonweiner likes to thrust his tiny penis into men's dirty poop caked anuses and convulses. EX2: Vonweiner found the man's anus to be to clean so then decided to conduct a ATM session with another man so he could then perform the act from ex 1:.

vonweiner by Felcher of DOOM April 18, 2018