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Von Werner 

A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.

But kinda ripped
I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.
Von Werner by squiggle pig January 27, 2020

Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner

A European Count Baron Kaiser who married his half-sister Znigwieczrina Nowloczynlieczwowzcrczsky of Globsnogczrecnoyarskglograd.
Count Baron Kaiser Werner Pfeldlinger Fingerlickner von Hoeltschweinergmachtner is such a gigachad.

vonweiner 

name of an individual that pretty much will stick ones dick into any crevice on the human body, preferring the Anus over all other cavities, especially a dirty Anus. In the event the Anus is not dirty enough, said individual will then look to the oral cavity of the male variety in which he will begin convulsing until he finishes. Vonweiner will almost never prefer the company of a woman, and will 9 out of 10 times prefer the company of a Man with a dirty Anus.

Vonweiner is also a synonym for various names as follows: Bootyhole touch, taint sniffer, fingerer of the dark dirty abysses and finally taint licker.
Ex: Vonweiner likes to thrust his tiny penis into men's dirty poop caked anuses and convulses. EX2: Vonweiner found the man's anus to be to clean so then decided to conduct a ATM session with another man so he could then perform the act from ex 1:.
vonweiner by Felcher of DOOM April 18, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008