Volunteer Fire Fag 

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

Volunteer Fire Fag by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023