Skip to main content

vodka diet coke 

A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.
M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare
vodka diet coke by JB33 September 14, 2021
vodka diet coke mug front
Get the vodka diet coke mug.
See more merch

Vodka Diet Coke 

An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.
Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"
Vodka Diet Coke by JB33 September 13, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026