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vodka diet coke 

A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.
M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare
vodka diet coke by JB33 September 14, 2021
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Vodka Diet Coke 

An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.
Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"
Vodka Diet Coke by JB33 September 13, 2021
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