Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a asshole, help Ukraine!

Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...

by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 09, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"

Fuck Vladimir Putin, that Fascist Prick.

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bitch. he started a war or sum idk

news ppl: ppl in ukraine are dying n stuff

me: it was Vladimir Putin

by @alexacampb //follow me bbg March 04, 2022

Vladimir Putin

AFucking menace to society

" Wow Vladimir Putin just blew up a bunch of children what a fucking menace!"

by Nirvana4108 March 13, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Some thirsty ass mofo who wants world domination

Vladimir Putin: We've seized Crimea and now we've got Ukraine in our hands, nothing can stop me now from world domination, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladimir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment??
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladimir Putin: I-

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 01, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.

Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie

by BlueJersey November 06, 2017

Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.

Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O

by NoNamesNeeded February 07, 2015