Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.
by Wednesday December 18, 2004
vlad
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 28, 2019
the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.
i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.
by dirty/dick/player March 22, 2013
by gliding_princess May 5, 2010
When one person attempts to boss another person around. The person who is "vladding" thinks they are right, the best, and want things their way or no way at all.
by Nidia Nate July 25, 2006
Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
Women 2: No im 11
man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.
by Alex and Dean April 10, 2009
Famous Russian literature hero. Born in 1745. Famous for his bravery and determination. Was a member of famous events such as “Pughachevsij bunt” , “October revolution” and “Battle of the Death Star”. Vlad was living a life of drifter, until he met “the queen of sauna”. He wasn’t about his intentions on her, but on December 2nd he made the most important decision of his life.
by MaxTheFisherman December 6, 2021