Vitner's

Vitner's, The greats potato chips on the face of the earth. They come in a generic box of 3, 1lb plane white bags. Nothing is cheaper and better tasting. Lightly salted and fried to perfection for the perfect chip with every bite. It is an Orgy for your mouth. No cook out is complete without Vitner's.

"Hey dude I'm going to go grab some vitner's fucking potata chips from woodman's..."

"Grab some fun dogs to and lets have a cookout!"

Vitner's by bismarck144 March 30, 2010

Viener schnittzel 

A subatomic, micro penis that cannot be seen by even the strongest of microscopes or any other magnifying device.

Girl 1: “Tell me, how big was he?”
Girl 2: “Not big at alllll, he had a viener schnittzel.”
Girl 1: “Oh. My. God. That's sooooo disappointing!”
Girl 2: “I know, right!”
Girl 3: “Where the fuck— Is my sweet ice tea?!”

Viener schnittzel by WordyWeirdo07 January 13, 2020