Does not exist. Marco lost it under a table inside a middle school where no one has found it. People say if you go under the exact table and yell pussy then his virginity will appear right in front of your eyes.
Marco's Virginity is a legend.
by Spicy_Ness January 23, 2017
Guy1: *Smokin'pot* "Want a hit, yo?"
Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*
*COUGH SHITSTORM*
Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"
Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*
*COUGH SHITSTORM*
Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"
by Jüdenhasser October 3, 2010
Uber Virgin describes someone who is a beyond just a regular virgin. Usually their based on their lack of sexual intercourse experience.
An Uber Virgin is someone who has not only never had sex but also has never done other things sexually is a romantic or sexual relationship such as anal or oral or any non-penetrative sex, rubbing touching, cuddled/caressed, kissing, or even much less hugging or holding hands. They have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend, or even gone out on a date. They haven’t even managed to have phone sex, sexted, or sent/received nudes.
Being an Uber Virgin can be considered very negative and very depressing. Some resort to porn for temporary fulfillment but never truly makes them happy because they are constantly reminded that they are not getting any. But some might choose to be Uber Virgins and are waiting for the right person or are just asexual. Most don’t want anyone to know they are Uber Virgins out of fear someone finding out using it as an exploited or way to humiliate them.
It doesn’t have to just relate to sex and relationships. It can related to other things like alcohol or drugs, parties, and other desires that they never got to try out and probably want to.
An Uber Virgin is someone who has not only never had sex but also has never done other things sexually is a romantic or sexual relationship such as anal or oral or any non-penetrative sex, rubbing touching, cuddled/caressed, kissing, or even much less hugging or holding hands. They have never had a girlfriend/boyfriend, or even gone out on a date. They haven’t even managed to have phone sex, sexted, or sent/received nudes.
Being an Uber Virgin can be considered very negative and very depressing. Some resort to porn for temporary fulfillment but never truly makes them happy because they are constantly reminded that they are not getting any. But some might choose to be Uber Virgins and are waiting for the right person or are just asexual. Most don’t want anyone to know they are Uber Virgins out of fear someone finding out using it as an exploited or way to humiliate them.
It doesn’t have to just relate to sex and relationships. It can related to other things like alcohol or drugs, parties, and other desires that they never got to try out and probably want to.
Example 1
Tom: Dude I found out Bill is an Uber Virgin!
Jim: GTFO he is almost 40 years old. That’s worse than being a regular virgin. We must help him because that’s what friends are for. I’ll pay for a prostitute if I have to for him because I wouldn't want to be a 40 year old Uber Virgin not even a movie about that can be entertaining, it would just be depressing.
Example 2
Sara: Hey Jane how many guys you had sex with?
Jane: Zero.
Sara: None! You’re a Virgin? How many Boyfriends have you had? How many you at least kissed?
Jane: Never had a boyfriend or ever been kissed.
Sara: So you are in 30s and still an Uber Virgin? That’s it, we are going back to my place and fixing this, I don’t care if we are friends and you are straight. I can't let you live like this.
Jane: No, I want to wait for the right guy to come into my life and… also… I don’t find women attractive
Sara: Hun if no guy has even offered to take you out by now, than the right guy isn’t coming… or any other guy for that matter.
Jane: You’re right… I can’t do this anymore. I guess, since you’re the only one offering and you are my best friend, maybe I am losing it to the right person.
Sara: Don't worry I know how to treat a woman. After I go down on you, you will switch teams and be my girl.
Tom: Dude I found out Bill is an Uber Virgin!
Jim: GTFO he is almost 40 years old. That’s worse than being a regular virgin. We must help him because that’s what friends are for. I’ll pay for a prostitute if I have to for him because I wouldn't want to be a 40 year old Uber Virgin not even a movie about that can be entertaining, it would just be depressing.
Example 2
Sara: Hey Jane how many guys you had sex with?
Jane: Zero.
Sara: None! You’re a Virgin? How many Boyfriends have you had? How many you at least kissed?
Jane: Never had a boyfriend or ever been kissed.
Sara: So you are in 30s and still an Uber Virgin? That’s it, we are going back to my place and fixing this, I don’t care if we are friends and you are straight. I can't let you live like this.
Jane: No, I want to wait for the right guy to come into my life and… also… I don’t find women attractive
Sara: Hun if no guy has even offered to take you out by now, than the right guy isn’t coming… or any other guy for that matter.
Jane: You’re right… I can’t do this anymore. I guess, since you’re the only one offering and you are my best friend, maybe I am losing it to the right person.
Sara: Don't worry I know how to treat a woman. After I go down on you, you will switch teams and be my girl.
by DaTruDefinition July 26, 2017
This group Consists of Modest Pelican (their leader), And the stealtho gang. Which consists of Stealtho Marto, Stealtho Fieldo, Stealtho Crosby, Stealtho Carbo, Stealtho Symo, Stealtho Robbo, Stealtho Maddie, (and a few more I believe). They are the ultimate gangsters who promote Christianity and keeping your purity. Modest Pelican (also known as Papa Peli) also ensures people stay hydrated and is one of his most prominent beliefs. And they’re the most feared gang in all of Los Santos.
Non-Virgin Loser: Who’s the most powerful Gang in Los Santos
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins
Me: I guess you never heard of The Sons Of Virgins
by 10 Am February 22, 2021
A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam Fawaz to describe a person who has had neither the covid-19 virus nor any vaccine for said virus
by wishinspanish January 3, 2022
by ThisisPaul May 28, 2016
Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.
Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"
Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"
Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"
Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"
Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"
Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"
Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"
by BlackHobama February 18, 2016