Vintage bitch
Vintage interests:
1. They wear vintage or custom made clothes in older styles
2. They listen to old (1900s-1960s) music instead of what "normal" girls listen to, like Taylor Swift
3. They style their hair in vintage curls using no-heat methods instead of "destroying their hair to follow the current trend"
4. They have "vintage hobbies" like reading books, baking, sewing, etc.
5. They can't leave the house without red lipstick
+ PLUS BITCHY ATTITUDE:
They think they're "classy", "cultured", above everyone else, either because they dress like 1950s upper class or they're naturally narcissists. Many have social media pages where they display their vintage outfits and belongings under the guise of "enjoying old things", but really they're just basking in the attention as much as any Instagram bikini model. They prefer to smirk or frown "seductively" for pictures, thinking it looks sultry. Actually, it's just their bitchy attitude showing through. Likes to be part of cliques and office gossip. Will take any chance they get to brag about their music taste, custom made clothes, or the Jane Austen book they just read.
= Vintage bitch
Just to be clear: liking vintage things does not make a girl a vintage bitch. Liking old stuff is cool, actually.
It's using vintage interests as a reason to be a bitch to everyone that makes her a vintage bitch.
1. They wear vintage or custom made clothes in older styles
2. They listen to old (1900s-1960s) music instead of what "normal" girls listen to, like Taylor Swift
3. They style their hair in vintage curls using no-heat methods instead of "destroying their hair to follow the current trend"
4. They have "vintage hobbies" like reading books, baking, sewing, etc.
5. They can't leave the house without red lipstick
+ PLUS BITCHY ATTITUDE:
They think they're "classy", "cultured", above everyone else, either because they dress like 1950s upper class or they're naturally narcissists. Many have social media pages where they display their vintage outfits and belongings under the guise of "enjoying old things", but really they're just basking in the attention as much as any Instagram bikini model. They prefer to smirk or frown "seductively" for pictures, thinking it looks sultry. Actually, it's just their bitchy attitude showing through. Likes to be part of cliques and office gossip. Will take any chance they get to brag about their music taste, custom made clothes, or the Jane Austen book they just read.
= Vintage bitch
Just to be clear: liking vintage things does not make a girl a vintage bitch. Liking old stuff is cool, actually.
It's using vintage interests as a reason to be a bitch to everyone that makes her a vintage bitch.
Person A: "What's Bethany doing these days? You haven't mentioned her in awhile."
Person B: "Oh, she stopped talking to me years ago. She became a vintage bitch who was too good to be friends with someone 'normal' like me. She's an Instagram influencer wannabe, now."
Person B: "Oh, she stopped talking to me years ago. She became a vintage bitch who was too good to be friends with someone 'normal' like me. She's an Instagram influencer wannabe, now."
Vintage bitch by Venandi Daemonium December 28, 2021
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