A valle Balle is the best friend you could ever imagine. He’s one of a kind and he will always brighten your day and he’s always gonna be there for you and therefore forget helping himself from time to time (so you need to help him with that). If you have a valle balle don’t let him get away. A valle balle is a “once in a lifetime” thing and you will regret letting your valle balle get away forever.
Hey look it’s my valle balle, I really missed my valle balle
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!