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A fat American kid from the state of Oregon. He sounds like he has a cock in his mouth 50% of the time and on Saturdays it sounds like someones squeezing his balls while penetrating his asshole.
OMG it's a veseble what a fucking annoying cunt
Veseble by Dark Knighty January 2, 2008
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A term used for a skinny white kid who wears lipstick and pms's on saturdays. A Veseble also likes to think he is a tank and gets calls from drunk guys who ask him what his color socks he is wearing.
LoLL i just veseble'd all over the place!
Veseble by codename bubblebath June 15, 2007
One ignorant motherfucker who'd rather play a game than give recognition to people that talk to him - or are IRL 'Friends'.

"This person is such a Veseble, I can't believe how ignorant he is.."
Veseble by Di3min3rs August 31, 2008

Veeblefetzer 

noun- Used in reference to any type of machinery or gadget, either very complicated or with no discernable purpose. Made famous by MAD Magazine. Believed to have originated from a combination of Yiddish words, "webel," meaning weaving, and the German "Fetzer" which could mean any type of contraption.
"Good morning, Ma'am! May I interest you in purchasing a Left-Handed Veeblefetzer?"
"I'm not sure... what exactly does it do?"
"Why, it fetzes left-handed Veebles, of course!"
Veeblefetzer by The Lük March 18, 2007

veselekov's zeroth law 

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free
Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law
veselekov's zeroth law by veselekov October 14, 2012

Veselena 

Veselena is the name of a universe. People with such a name are rare. Even very few with such a name exist. Veselena is a book that has a lock and you can't open it. Only when the book wants to open. The lock will click. Veselena brings innocence with the arrival of this planet, but also a flame in her eyes when they look at the right person. She has this fire in her soul that not everyone has. She rarely enters into arguments. She is more likely to watch from afar to remember if she has to attack someone with words. She loves art. She is distracted, she can never be completely mind and spirit in one place. She loves the sea. It makes her feal at HOME. She like to eat sushi piza and kapama. She loves nature.
Veselena is not the kind of Girl u can keep or

understand.
Veselena by Selenave November 21, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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