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Concurrently verbose and obtuse.
I read his overlong email three times and still have no idea what it's meant to say. Either I'm dense or he's vertuse.
Vertuse by Lou2 February 19, 2022
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Verbusercise 

Exercise while being verbally abused. A very effective method of maintaining one's motivation during an exercise routine, as successful completion might make the yelling stop. Excellent reinforcement of negative stimulation. Most often practiced in the armed forces.
Sgt: "You call that running you weak nancy!"
Pvt: "But I've been running five miles, I can't..."
Sgt: "GOD DAMMIT YOU USELESS PILE OF SHIT, YOU WILL RUN FIVE MORE MILES AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
Pvt: " YES SIR!"

Tabby was a fat bitch, but then she got herself some Verbusercise. Now she's in great shape, and only lightly mentally damaged!

veryusedmilk

the hottest person alive 🙄💗
i literally care for veryusedmilk sm istg
veryusedmilk by eggnoq March 24, 2021

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026