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Concurrently verbose and obtuse.
I read his overlong email three times and still have no idea what it's meant to say. Either I'm dense or he's vertuse.
Vertuse by Lou2 February 19, 2022

Verbusercise 

Exercise while being verbally abused. A very effective method of maintaining one's motivation during an exercise routine, as successful completion might make the yelling stop. Excellent reinforcement of negative stimulation. Most often practiced in the armed forces.
Sgt: "You call that running you weak nancy!"
Pvt: "But I've been running five miles, I can't..."
Sgt: "GOD DAMMIT YOU USELESS PILE OF SHIT, YOU WILL RUN FIVE MORE MILES AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
Pvt: " YES SIR!"

Tabby was a fat bitch, but then she got herself some Verbusercise. Now she's in great shape, and only lightly mentally damaged!

veryusedmilk

the hottest person alive 🙄💗
i literally care for veryusedmilk sm istg
veryusedmilk by eggnoq March 24, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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