Vera Bradley

A line of handbags and accessories produced by the Vera Bradley company. Founded by Patricia Miller and Barbara Bradley-Baekgaard (whos mother, Vera, gives her name to the company). The company usually produces their products out of cotton quilt material, and are known for being light weight and easy washable. Styles and colors are many, with names like Java Blue, Citrus, and Alpine Black. Most colors are available in all styles. Also worth notable mention is the Vera Bradley Breast Cancer Foundation. Two colors, Hope Toile and New Hope, were created so that a portion of each purchase of an item in that color would go to the foundation. Until recently, Vera Bradley bags have been most popular in the South, whereas they can now be found on college campuses nationwide.

Sean: Do you like my new Vera Bradley Java Blue Messenger Bag? I bought a matching pencil case and umbrella to go with it!

Elizabeth: It smells so good! Like Fabric softner!

Sean: Thats because I washed it!

Elizabeth: Ooh! I want one!

Vera Bradley by F-Knocker July 17, 2006

Vera Bradley

A line of handbags and accessories produced by the Vera Bradley company. Founded by Patricia Miller and Barbara Bradley-Baekgaard (whos mother, Vera, gives her name to the company). The company usually produces their products out of cotton quilt material, and are known for being light wight and easy washable. Styles and colors are many, with names like Java Blue, Citrus, and Alpine Black. Most colors are available in all styles. Also worht notable mention is the Vera Bradley Breast Caner Foundation. Two colors, hope toile and new hope, were created so thata portion of each purchase of an item in that color would go to the foundation. Until recently, Vera Bradley bags have been most popular in the South, whereas they can now be found on college campuses nationwide.

Sean: Do you like my new Vera Bradley Java Blue Messenger Bag? I bought a matching pencil case and umbrella to go with it!

Elizabeth: It smells so good! Like Fabric softner!

Sean:
Thats because I washed it!

Elizabeth: Ooh! I want one!

Vera Bradley by F-Knocker September 6, 2008

Vera Bradley

A brand of ugly, pillowish, overpriced bags.

Omg, check out my new Vera Bradley bag and matching change purse! All together i only paided 80 dollars, for this major fashion mistake!

Vera Bradley by SpotConlonsGoil June 28, 2006

Vera Bradley

An overpriced grandma brand that sells stuff with flowers on it and every young teen has it as a social status

WOW!, That gurl has Vera Bradley she’s so cool

Vera Bradley by TheTruthofmiddleschool... June 7, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016