Venus Cocktrap

An extremely hot chick with a very unkempt vagina. Much like a venus flytrap, she lures in her victims with attractive looks, only to horrify them with an agonizingly nasty cunt.

1. Mark: "Dude, I have thrush"
Dave: "Eww man, you know you get that from eating yeast-infected pussy, right?"
Mark: "...she did taste pretty nasty.... BUT SHE WAS SO HOT!!!"
Dave: "Total venus cocktrap"

2."You gave my friend thrush...

With your dirty ass vagina"

Venus Cocktrap by VaginalSclerosis December 20, 2008

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Venus cocktrap

When you're taking a slash in a bush, and whip your foreskin back up real fast to capture flies under it.

"I was hanging a piss out west on my man retreat, when I snaggled a fly in my venus cocktrap."
"Ay, hell cunt. Get ya venus cocktrap on!"

Venus cocktrap by ChcocolateMilk November 27, 2021

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Venis cock trap

When a fuck a chick in the ass hole and your dick get stuck because you forgot to use lube....

I fucked Sharon in the ass but forgot to use lube so my dick got stuck in her ass... She suck a venis cock trap.

Venis cock trap by Venus cock trap May 10, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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