velveeta queen 

A person who consumes velveeta type cheese on everything. Grill cheese sandwiches, nachos, on vegetables, fondue, casseroles or just gobbling up big chunks of it. Maybe some fried spam on the side. And a big spoonfull of mayonnaise right out of the jar every few bites to help it slide. Usually served with a two liter diet soda.

He eats nothing but velveeta cheese all day long. Been a month since he had a bowel movement. He's gonna blow like a Yellowstone geyser one of these days. What a velveeta queen.

velveeta queen by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

Velvemeture

A mesurement of the width of someone ass in square kilometers

Wow. Did you see that girls ass. It must have a massive Velvemeture.

Velvemeture by Skilife April 20, 2018

Velveeta 

An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.

What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??

Velveeta by blueduck577 April 8, 2004

velveteen rub 

Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job.

She removed the set of dentures from her mouth and proceeded to give Jason's cock the best "velveteen rub" it has ever experienced.

velveteen rub by NickInHudson April 21, 2006

Velveteen Muff

An all-girl pop/punk/rock band whose lyrics are funny yet non-offensive. They have no talent but are still very lovable due to the fact that they are cute and fun loving girls.

That band is truly Velveteen Muff. They can't play but I still like watching them try.

Velveteen Muff by Damn Mandy June 4, 2007

velveeta-method 

the act of eating an entire box of Velveeta macaroni and cheese upon the completion of a rigorous upper body workout, discovered by a health and exercise science major at the college of new jersey.

That guy is huge..he must use the velveeta-method.

velveeta-method by Arnie Swartz February 26, 2011

velveteen rub 

When a woman with dentures removes the dentures to perform oral sex on a man. AKA a gum job or gummer.

That trailer trash skank I hooked up with last night popped her dentures out and gave me a velveteen rub!

velveteen rub by manormonkey? February 9, 2009