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Vladasmear Poopin 

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
Vladasmear PoopinAdolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate

Vladas Carrot (Kaupas) 

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!

Isaac valadas 

Isaac is a boy which every girl likes. He has a big nose big lips but that doesn’t worry them. He normally has an Edgar cut and all girls love him! He’s mini Mike Tyson because he’s so good at boxing. If you see a Isaac run away because he will run after you with eagle toes
Isaac valadas is cool
Isaac valadas by Valadas1221 February 12, 2023
Vladas is a fucking cock sucking retard that is literally flexing more than Lil tay and deserves a RETARD play button, and he also has rabies
That guy over there is a fucking Vladas ACK
Vladas by Axrezite October 26, 2019
A chipper Russian male with a penchant for steroids, cheap vodka and casual violence. Attire will typically include tracksuit, knock-off gold and a man-bag.
"Er, Aleksander.. A two tonne slab of concrete just fell 100ft from tower block straight through roof of your car.. don't you think you should stop cleaning ice off windscreen now?"

"I thought you were getting me a beer?"

"Fuck man. You're a real Vladass.."
Vladass by mistersimber November 24, 2020
omgee velada is so cool mwah
velada by suyong October 25, 2020