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Verlander Look 

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious
Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*
Verlander Look by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011
Related Words
Veilan Velan Velanie Vellanie verlan Vilandra vilano vegilante Veglan veianna

Verlander 

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.
1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.
Verlander by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014

vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

Vilandas 

A Jewish child that survived the Holocoust by absorbing the gas into his body. Legend has it that his immune system is completely glitched so his HP is maxed out. He folds his arms as a form of defence and begins to stare bleakely into the onlooker of his victims. Another popular method of his torture is to duplicate himself many times eventually leading to the slow and painful descent into insanity.
Fam, he survived a heart attack, a stroke, ass cancer AND a fucking nuke? He's definitely a Vilandas, his immune system is fucking glitched.
Vilandas by eimis95 November 22, 2016
Dairy-free, meat-free, and gluten-free foods.
Do you have a veglan pizza?
Veglan by SITEKE February 28, 2021

Justin Verlander 

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.
Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.
Justin Verlander by ernernia August 2, 2011