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Vaselphobia 

Means you are scared of the substance "Vaseline" due to your belief of it containing drugs. It is very difficult to get rid of this fear because if you were taught in school as a kid you swore to never touch drugs. Therefore, you are scared to even touch a container of Vaseline.
Oi! Do you have Vaselphobia?
Vaselphobia by Guxity August 1, 2023
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vapephobia 

Scared of vapes or hates people vaping or just hates them in general. And if so you may have vapephobia
Guy: do you want a hit of my vape?

You: say "no" and you have a feeling that you want to smash it.

And that is called vapephobia
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Vaderphobia 

Fear of turning to the dark side
Gentleman 1: i say good sir did you hear about the sith recruting facility going next to the mens wearhous in the local shopping district

Gentleman 2: yes i can no longer go to said shopping disctrict due to my vaderphobia
Vaderphobia by deejzilla January 13, 2011
I have vasphobia because I fucking hate vaswore
vasphobia by staminaqueen29 August 28, 2025
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