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Hearing the name itself makes you sit up straighter than you usually do and being around his presence immediately makes you feel safer than you do with anyone else. He is a force of everything - power, love, nature, confidence, empowerment and everything you find the man of your dreams would possess. He is one of a kind, if you're lucky enough to meet a Varhoon in life regardless of how long, he's someone to keep by you as a right-hand man because he is a 'we before me' type of guy, he will always be there for you and give you everything that suits your best intention regardless of the circumstance. He can be a little bit of a reckless yayired madness at times and use the word 'chaotic' and 'hectic' more often than the normal pretence but that's his quirk and you will begin to love and adapt it because you fall deeper in love with Varhoon not by the minute, but by the second. He's a golden treasure with an insanely beautiful heart that doesn't know it but, is very easy to love because he is so himself and spreads his love so generously to those who deserve it. One very important thing to note is that Varhoon V. is definitely Mehek M's soulmate ONLY because they give each other heart boners and absolutely. nothing. else. so this definition should only lure you if you've found any other Varhoon :)
You should always be your own hero but "be a Varhoon" when you are trying to be your best self because those characteristics will take you to mindsets and eventual realities that you never thought you were capable of.
Varhoon by Varhoon's lover April 3, 2021
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he is literally the funniest person you will ever meet. he is hilarious. most conversations won't make any sense, but they will still be the best conversations you have had all day. you can tell him anything. he is very trustworthy. he is hilarious and so much fun to talk to.
"he's such a VAROON, we always have the best conversations."
varoon by swaggier then you May 23, 2016
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Varooney 

word used to describe a fun loser
Varooney.... whatchya thinkIN?
Varooney by wordcraze April 29, 2011
A person who will make you a better version of yourself. A Varoon is understanding, goofy, and beautiful. He values true honesty and authenticity, which will make him one of your most valuable relationships. He will stand by you no matter what, so you should stand by him too. He's the best person you will ever meet.
I just met a Varoon, this is the best day ever!
varoon by milky23 April 8, 2022
A fucking asshole eating everything in his way
He also farts so much that his the main cause of global warmin
Scientist says " varoon" other people start screaming out loud and throw out all the Varoons in the room
varoon by Chickennuggetbiscuit July 11, 2016

Vahoonie 

Just another way of saying vagina... One day a friend with a hispanic wife mentioned her "va-heee-na" and by the end of the week everybody we knew called it a vahoonie... just another dumb way words propagate!
"Wow, that woman has a nice Vahoonie"
Vahoonie by New York Mike January 15, 2006
Varoon is a complete nerd who spends all day studying. He is very passionate about whatever he does, often too passionate to the point at which it is excessive.
Guy #1: Bruh why the hell aren't you coming to the park?
Guy #2: I have to study for my test in a month.
Guy #1: You're such a Varoon
Varoon by xXTFXx August 14, 2019