The stupidest brand of shoe ever invented! Only people that have no sense of fashion wear these. They are also Timko lovers! They are usually men who like big cocks!
by Paco456 March 23, 2006
"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
He is the most coolest person ever! He is so awesome and boss. When people mention the word 'VAN' it remind them of someone who is so septic and unique with his words. Van is a LIVING LEGEND and the best wrestler. EVEN BETTER than the RKO!!!!! Who ever reads this, you are blessed your whole life. Take your time and worship VAN. Did I mention he is HANDSOMe!!!!
Wow he is a Van
by Hhssssoowaoaa June 5, 2015
Yeo Vans R HORRILBE shoes dat real niggaz dnt wear...the pack is made up of 4 wanna b keblirs that need 2 get outtah hurr cuz dey r makin a bad name 4 blacks HAHAHAHA but yea vans r MOOKED!!!!!!
get @ Me if u wanna hate off D COLDEST
get @ Me if u wanna hate off D COLDEST
me-Wat R THOSE
skater fag-VANS
me-fuck outta here wit dem van jons
me-i rock dem Air jays b get outta here b4 i beat yo ass up b
skater fag-ok fine
skater fag-VANS
me-fuck outta here wit dem van jons
me-i rock dem Air jays b get outta here b4 i beat yo ass up b
skater fag-ok fine
by DaCOLDEST187 October 6, 2006
An abbreviation for "Virgin Ass Nigga."
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park, Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have sex with under-aged girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
by Snkrfnd December 15, 2016
by Profuse stranger April 4, 2017
A Gang/Political Party/World Order led by the enigma "JF." JF approves their messages. JF is the being that communicates to their dearly departed idol and savior, Martin Van Buren. He is one of only two presidents to have the same amount of letters in their last name as their presedential number (Van Buren = 8, 8th president). Their opposition is Ronald Reagan, John Quincy Adams, and Andrew Jackson, the other president as stated above. The Van Burens carry around zinc knucks and are capable of unprecedented mass destruction. Their gang sign is holding up their left hand, connecting the pointer finger and thumb, and holding up their right hand normally. They are currently working on a coup d'tat in Zambia and will use this as their fulcrum to conquering Africa. Watch out, they may come to your town. They are headquartered in Rochester, NY and Indiana (India NA!).
Rochester, NY Van Buren Boys JF Illuminati
Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
Watch out for The Van Burens. I heard they are recruiting.
by JF_and_i_approve_this_message April 25, 2013