noun
1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.
2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. A creamy, goopy, white dessert that is vanilla flavored.
2. Cum, or the combined cum of partners.
1. Oh boy! Mom made us vanilla pudding for dessert.
2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
2. Oh no! We stained the couch with our vanilla pudding.
by monica borbele August 20, 2009
a chubby, pale white girl who is sexually promiscuous. A VP is not physically attractive, but has a reputation for being very talented sexually, especially at oral sex.
by BillCozby May 4, 2010
Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.
Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-
Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-
Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.
That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
by GothicDeath November 14, 2010
The act of shooting your semen into a girl's vagina then using your tongue to scoop it out as you would a cup of vanilla pudding without a spoon.
Ross: Yo, man, I totally vanilla pudding'd Stacey last night!
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.
Tyler: Dude you should have just used a spoon.
by D1ld0Sagg1ns January 28, 2016
If your partner has back or shoulder acne, when intimate and before they cum, you find the pimples and bite them; filling your mouth with their puss, they also cum in your mouth, swallowing both the acne and cum
by McD’s September 22, 2019
When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.
by Wasteofmyfiveminues October 14, 2012
when a gay or straight man ejaculates in another mans booty while the man thats being ejaculated on creates fecies at the same time.
dude... i totally choclolate and vanilla puddinged carson last night.
frank was upset because he found out his lover chocolate and vanilla puddinged another man.
frank was upset because he found out his lover chocolate and vanilla puddinged another man.
by shawty got dat sick mind March 7, 2009