The Premier League has some of the best midfielders in the world, but none of them are as good as Manchester United's Donny Van de Beek and Bruno Fernandes.
The fanbase for Manchester United midfielder Donny van de Beek. They believe van de Beek is the best midfielder in the world and can win every trophy on this planet. Rumours say Scholes, Iniesta and Zidane are a part of it.
A group of fatherless individuals who slander Manchester United midfield hero and playmaker, Scott McTominay, because his amazing performances are what is keeping Van De Beek out of the team and chained to the bench. McTominay lives rent free in their heads, and they rep a bench merchant.
"Isn't that man apart of Van De Beek FC, why is he sleeping on the streets with job applications as pillows?"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.